I’ve never linked to Fox News before. Then again, I’ve never linked to CBS either. NBC and CNN, sure.

Mike Rimer calls himself a ‘Cactus Cop’, much to the chuckle sometimes of those he meets. But in this region of the country and to those who sanctify succulents, busting poachers who thrive on saguaros for example, can be as important as catching thief nabbing a diamond necklace.

I only agreed to link to this from FOX because of the pretty pictures. There’s video too. I hope it was all worth it for you, since I feel dirty now.