Apparently they’re now using cactus in men’s fragrances. What will they think of thinking about for thinking reasons thinkingly next?

Until a short time ago I had never heard of Annie Oakley fragrances….

Uh oh, that’s not a promising start for any article.

(T)he biggest surprise and by far my favorite in the group is Stampede. It… contains “woody herbals, cactus rose and the essence of Spanish moss.” Frankly, I have no idea what is meant by cactus rose, unless it is a nickname for cactus flowers… In any case, Stampede is much softer in character than many masculine types of cologne and is very easy to wear.

Well, I think I’ll pass. I don’t think a cologne called Stampede is right for me, even if they do use cactus flowers and tillandsias. Maybe we should sell it at the nursery. Would you buy it?