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Success With Succulents. Master Gardener Laura Balaoro covers the basics of planting and caring for succulents. 10 a.m.-noon May 1. Metropolitan Adult Education Program’s Erikson Adult Center, 4849 Pearl Ave., San Jose. Free. 408-723-6450, www.metroed.net.

There, now isn’t that better?